[ the wording may not make it too obvious, but. this is a text tony sent out to every device with a connection to the network; why he didn't just make a normal update? reasoning lost to the ages. ]
[ caroline would have been on time, but she stopped at her and elliot's apartment to liberate a handful of eggs from their hen to bring them to clark as a thank you for returning her mom's badge. she figures that, since he's from kansas, he'll appreciate the homegrown offering. (homelaid? same thing.)
even still she arrives almost exactly on the fifteen minute mark, ambling down the sand with an easy grace. in her white sundress, splashed with delicate pink toile flowers, and the little basket of eggs hooked over her arm, she looks like the quintessential southern belle, pausing to step out of her flip flops and carry them in her free hand.
she pauses again when she looks up from the sand and spots clark, mouth falling open. ]
Oh my Kansas.
[ she's not exactly short, towering over bonnie and elena at her 5'8", but she feels dwarfed in front of this man. yup, romance novel cover get. ]
[ He can't help but smile at her. She looks like an American Girl doll. A modern day princess. He feels a very silly compulsion to take off his hat, so he does. Why not. There's no harm in good manners and the sun doesn't bother his head or his eyes. The more rays he can catch the better.
He's careful not to crush the brim between his hands. Not even the strongest of earthly materials are a match for Kryptonian fidgeting. ]
[ Time for another round of awkward apology texts. Cisco is probably most nervous about this one, because of the people Reverb had harassed, he knows Caroline the least. ]
hey, this is cisco ramon.
so i guess you met my doppelganger the other day and i just wanted to check in and make sure you're cool and also say sorry because he's SUCH a dick
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bless u
And Josh says sometimes they don't come out exactly right. Can you try to wish for a VCR or something?
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@jessika
Check out this post. This poor unfortunate soul is in need of better drinking partners. Are we not the best this place has to offer?
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[ ignores that time not too long ago she was so wasted that she worried elliot a little. shhh. ]
STILL ACCURATE THO.
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Definitely still come drink with us and commiserate about it?
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@eddietective
I'm free for the next couple days if you're interested!
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@ stacy's moms. mass text.
u might be the one...
who owns this ring. is this urs?
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[ WHAT? IT'S WORTH A FUCKING SHOT. look at it. she wants it. ]
@kansas
I'll be waiting on the beach wearing a plaid shirt and a baseball cap.
[ Clark's there early, of course. Fifteen minutes is usually a lot less than fifteen minutes when you're faster than a speeding bullet.
He's wearing exactly what he said he would. A baseball cap and open plaid button-down over a white t-shirt. She should recognize him right away.
You can't get any more Kansas than Clark Kent, and at 6'3" 250lbs he's pretty hard to miss. ]
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even still she arrives almost exactly on the fifteen minute mark, ambling down the sand with an easy grace. in her white sundress, splashed with delicate pink toile flowers, and the little basket of eggs hooked over her arm, she looks like the quintessential southern belle, pausing to step out of her flip flops and carry them in her free hand.
she pauses again when she looks up from the sand and spots clark, mouth falling open. ]
Oh my Kansas.
[ she's not exactly short, towering over bonnie and elena at her 5'8", but she feels dwarfed in front of this man. yup, romance novel cover get. ]
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[ He can't help but smile at her. She looks like an American Girl doll. A modern day princess. He feels a very silly compulsion to take off his hat, so he does. Why not. There's no harm in good manners and the sun doesn't bother his head or his eyes. The more rays he can catch the better.
He's careful not to crush the brim between his hands. Not even the strongest of earthly materials are a match for Kryptonian fidgeting. ]
Pleased to meet you. I like your dress.
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@fitter
[ please know what he's talking about ]
actually it's just you.
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Thoughts? Discuss.
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un: goodvibrations
hey, this is cisco ramon.
so i guess you met my doppelganger the other day and i just wanted to check in and make sure you're cool and also say sorry because he's SUCH a dick
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and your hair is so much better.
but it's w/e my best friend has a psycho doppelganger that killed me so yours were just pretentious chumps in comparison
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@lockwood
So I talked to Cisco about my werewolf gene.
He's thinking about running tests and seeing if we can contain it forever or smth.
You free now? This isn't exactly urgent, but I wanted your opinion.
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@eddietective
Mind if I talk to you about something?
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