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CAROLINE

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IMPORTANT VAMPIRE COUNCIL

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I can meet you after I vote

Don't know who I'm voting for though which also sucks because mine counts twice

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it’s visions this round again, and some plus one for the incel who killed moore.
i voted for the clown on green.

wait, why does your vote count twice?

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I'm the Mayor.

All it's really been good for was keeping Lexi out in the first round but then the pirates rescinded their votes so it really hasn't mattered at all.

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didn’t know that was a thing.

but hey, i didn’t get any role, even a shitty one.

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Probably safer that way

Tony made me promise not to tell anyone just in case but no one is going to off me now

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makes sense.
you think we got all the wolves or just that the game’s over?

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Portia wants her party and the house loves parties. If it keeps going we won't get a party so.

Jonty's useless but he's probably right on this.

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they were kinda into murder at the vampire cannibal indie horror flick party i went to, but i take your point.

do you think it’s a margarita or a martini kind of night? one gets the job done quicker.

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I'd just drink bourbon from the bottle if it's on the menu.

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i’m trying to be classy for like an hour. until jury duty’s up.

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Margaritas then with little umbrellas

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you got it.

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[ caroline swans into the bar looking exactly the same as ever, cheerful blonde curls, adorable outfit. she looks tired though, defeated as she slumps down wherever maeve is. ]

I was there for, like, twenty minutes, and I think more brain cells died than I'm going to kill with these margs. They're just naming names for the fun of it now.

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[ maeve looks — tired honestly, a hoodie on over her leggings, hair tied into a low ponytail. she stands behind the otherwise empty bar, having successfully made two margaritas with the supplies she found. only one tiny, pink umbrella, though, for mrs mayor herself. ]

Everyone seems to think they’re fucking Spartacus. I don’t get it.

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[ caroline draws the umbrella adorned drink toward her, smiling a little though it's just as tired as the rest of her. still, it's nice that maeve actually gave her an umbrella. ]

FOMO. What's it like where you're from?

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[ without hesitation — ]

Shit. [ she lifts her drink to cheers caroline, taking a sip before she elaborates. ] Me and the Ken doll looking fuck on green are superheroes on Big Corporation's dime. We barely ever save people.

[ a fact that remains true here, when her efforts hardly made a difference in the game. ]

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I'm a vampire. I barely ever save people either.

[ cheers in-fucking-deed! caroline's expression twists, grief passing before she smothers it with chagrin instead. easier to look embarrassed in front of maeve than sad that she couldn't keep her dad from giving up on her. ]

But I don't kill people, for the record.

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[ i don’t kill people, she says, and maeve’s expression falters. i do. bad ones, medium ones, collateral in the way of the company’s goals. ]

Guarantee you’re a better person than I am, vampire or otherwise.

[ making light of it because she has to, or she’ll crumble. her eyes flicker over caroline again, considering. ]

Are you secretly, like, a hundred years old?

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No, I turned 18 on the 10th.

[ it made for a terrible birthday here in the manor but at least klaus wasn't involved. and no one tried to slowly poison her with a werewolf bite to prove a point (also klaus!) ironically the game of werewolf was almost entirely free of werewolves.

a nice change of pace considering how often they kidnap and torture her.

she drums up a bright, mostly real smile. ] I also don't sparkle in the sunlight. Just my inner sparkle!