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[interpersonally]

Oh. Damon, delusional on werewolf venom, did attack a maid and Buffy witnessed it. So, she does know he was a vampire and I am a vampire.

Was Buffy here when you were here?

[highlyemotional]

Sorry!

Not your Lexi, my Lexi, short for Alexei. Buffy was not here.

Werewolf was not a good time. One of the bodies was drained dry so obviously the vampires were suspected, except me. It did turn out to be a vampire but they didn't know what they were doing and had no memory of it.

[ so her and klaus getting away with not wearing the scarlet letter, romantic. ]

The vampires I know are:

• You
• Klaus*
• Me*
• Astarion
• Louis
• Lestat
• Armand

*thus far free from whole mansion scrutiny

[interpersonally]

Which is how Werewolf goes. The house compels everyone to play their roles. Koby was helpful in his explanation.

( But not his stalking. )

And Louis, Lestat, and Armand are from the same world. And Astarion is on Gale's arm.

[highlyemotional]

Yes and yes. There was a dating app that went around and I tried to find others based on ages but I think some people are just old and hot with no vampire explanation.

[interpersonally]

Intriguing. And that was Butler?

We've known old and well-preserved witches.

[highlyemotional]

Yeah! I got zero dates! It was pretty demoralizing actually.

Anyway maybe Bucky Barnes is a witch.

[interpersonally]

The house does seem to have its own proclivities. I'm sure if you organized a bachelor/bachelorette auction, or asked someone out, you'd be very popular.

Not that you should.

I don't think I know Bucky. But, I'll make note of his name.

[highlyemotional]

He's old!

[ she squints. ]

Why shouldn't I?

[interpersonally]

If you want to, do it. You're more familiar with this house than I am. I just meant, I wasn't telling you to. We just had a fire, maybe it's not the time.

You missed the Hex Club's opening, but it had no staples of a Caroline Forbes original™️. I think the house is lacking in a real parties.

[highlyemotional]

Mm yeah. I think Iggy could throw a great party. And that's about it.

[interpersonally]

( not that they don't have all the other priorities. but he's learned to take the good where he can. to keep spirits up. except, of late. )

I talked to Iggy. He really took a liking to me.

[highlyemotional]

It's hard not to like you, Stefan. Despite your broody Byronic affect. Who have you not made friends with?

[interpersonally]

Tim Laughlin, but that's more due to him forcing a paternal relationship I never asked for. Did anyone tell you about our month we spent as other people?

( Did he?

Between his overbearing 'everything has a meaning, stefan,' act and his incredibly self-righteous, pious nature, he's exhausting. He KIND of reminds him of Elena's stubborn "I NEED TO DO SOMETHING, STEFAN" but without all her endearing qualities. Have we mentioned Stefan is still in the malaise of his lost summer, so, he has a lot less patience. )

[highlyemotional]

He was nice enough to me but that was old-fashioned manners meets southern manners probably.

And I wasn't trying to have sex in the chapel so nothing to disagree on.

[interpersonally]

Funny, neither was I.

He's harmless, at least without his death consequence.