It's like a crappy möbius strip of blood and death and who wants to watch that? [ caroline is whining as they walk down street, gesticulating with the straw of her milkshake. she is morally affronted by the walking dead and no one is surprised. ]
It's just such an insult to the actual undead, like I don't even shamble!
[Elena just nods along in agreement as they walk arm in arm. She lost her appetite for supernatural media when the world around her actually became supernatural, so she can't blame Caroline for being offended.]
I agree. Our undead are way more attractive than theirs.
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It's just such an insult to the actual undead, like I don't even shamble!
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I agree. Our undead are way more attractive than theirs.
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And I really don't get everyone's obsession with Daryl. When was the last time that man bathed?
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I don't think there's going to be many showers in the zombie apocalypse.