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[ caroline on caffeine is like... well, it's something, for sure. her vampire body is supposed to be able to handle it better but that's a big ol' lie and the butterfly becomes a hummingbird. especially at night when people are asleep and she can zip through town without people noticing.

except maybe the blur that just passed her! ]

HEY! This is a no passing lane! [ you can't run on the highway, caroline, and think people will obey the traffic laws. ]

[supertardiness]

[There aren't a lot of speedsters around. In fact, usually when another speedster is around, it's a bad thing. But other speedsters also aren't cute and blond and yelling at her for passing them.

It's a little odd.

But there's a bank robbery to stop so Barry is going to take care of that before zooming back around again and passing her.

Again.

Because he's a jerk.

Sorry, Caroline.]

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[ screeches!!! ]

Rude! You're supposed to obey the rules of the road, weird blurry red thing!!

[supertardiness]

[Okay, that he can't help but laugh at. But he'll zoom back around again, coming to a stop in front of her.]

You know, most people call me the Flash.

[And yes, he's using his weird distort-y voice.]

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[ snippily: ] 'cause it's over in a second and everyone is left disappointed?

[supertardiness]

[His jaw drops.]

Wow. Really? You're going to go there?

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[ she tosses her hair, pleased with herself. ]

I notice you're not denying it.

[supertardiness]

[He sputters for a moment before shaking his head.]

That's because I have tricks and skills and I don't have to prove myself to you random blond speedster girl.

[So there. Barry, you are the worst at defending your manhood.]

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I'm not random! [ focus, caroline. ] And I'm not a speedster. Or a girl. I'm a grown woman, thank you.

[supertardiness]

[He squints for a moment, because he knows he wasn't seeing things.]

I think you were going pretty fast there for a bit. Not as fast as me, mind you, but it was definitely falling into metahuman categories.

[highlyemotional]

And what, exactly, is a metahuman?

[supertardiness]

Well ...

[He steps back and gestures to himself a bit.]

People like me. People with superhuman powers.

[highlyemotional]

Do they all get suits like yours?

[supertardiness]

Uh, no. This is was specially made, just for the Flash.

[highlyemotional]

Still stuck on that unfortunate name.

[supertardiness]

Unfortunately, I didn't name myself. The people of Central City did.